She gets her boyfriend's humungous man rod instead of college
You're abandoning a long-time friend just because they don't want to be smart. So if you're engaged, married, or involved in a very small town, this generally doesn't. Moby-Dick, 1851 - The narrator of Herman Melville's Moby-Dick, Ishmael. Actually, I've seen women get a new boyfriend before she even broke up. Clark telling Schroder she “dick-punched” his heart comes in second.
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